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Anonymous asked: How does someone join the apac?


Answer:

edcynic:

anti—bullshit:

courierzero:

anti—bullshit:

courierzero:

anti—bullshit:

notgivingin-swim:

restor-ed:

edcynic:

kel-belle-batty:

edcynic:

There is no special thing. I can’t speak on behalf if people who are “in” APAC, but I say as long as you are anti-pro-ana and blog about it, you can be a part of it. :)

  1. Complete “intro to cynicism” and earn your APAC permit
  2. 50 hours of ride-along training
  3. Eat seven bananas
  4. Go on a spirit journey induced by the eating of said #7bananas, at the end of which your APAC totem will appear to you in a vision. You will emerge from your trance as a fully-fledged APAC member.
  5. Cry for humanity

LOL

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damn it, I think I might get my membership revoked because I can only eat fourteen 1/2 bananas, not seven full ones

I knew my inability to finish a whole banana would bite me in the ass one day.

If you’re anxious about calling out pro-ana bullshit, you can practice your debate skills with toddlers. You’ll be prepared in no time!

25 years of ED (now recovered!) and I have a six year old who takes off his pants in public when he’s angry, am I in or

Yes, but are you willing to argue with him while he is pantless? That’s the deciding question.

I’ve been known to use Capri-Suns as bargaining tools.

Perfect! All pro-ana bloggers know liquid calories don’t count, so you should be good to go! Congrats!

This thread tho

vondell-swain:

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

(Source: itsvondell, via idranktheseawater-is-me)

shychiaichi:

when ur in a bad mood but dont want to worry your friends

Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

(via idranktheseawater-is-me)

Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind.

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

(Source: theawolbrony, via idranktheseawater-is-me)

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